Worth noting (at least to me.)

Here are some quotes from happenings around my house in the last 24 hours.

While sitting in the kitchen talking the 6 year old decided she was finished with the conversation. She  then rushed over to me, pulled both sides of my sweater together and announced "Mom, no one should be able to see your nipple crack!" Then she left the room.

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Speaking to the 2 year old-

 

Me: And today we are going to go to the dentist.

2 Y.O.: Why?

Me: So he can clean my teeth and make sure there are no cavities.

2 Y.O. : Cavities?

Me: Yes, cavities. I hope I don't have any.

2 Y.O.: I have cavities. I have a cavity for you. I got one for you.

 

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While cooking some scrambled eggs for breakfast the baby started fussing.

 

Me: Why don't you go give the baby her binky?

2 Y.O: NO, I'll just hit this button.

Me: That button will give her her binky?

2 Y.O.: Yes. Then she will stop crying. (Hand poised over imaginary button.)

Me: (Spoken with great suspense.)OK, I'm ready. Hit that button.

2 Y.O. (Slams finger down on imaginary button and stares at me.)

Me: (Listening to baby cry in background.) Did it work?

2 Y.O. : .... Um... a little?